therefore THEREFORE

i found this dope website with all of these serious old adds that are oddly and innocently sexual and hilarious. this one wasn't on that site, but it's kinda messed up.

just sittin here drinking night time tea from my missed connection kevin garnet celtics mug circa 2001

every time i turn around i find one of my friends falling ever so slowly out of a single status. can everyone handle everything that's going on around them except for me? am i the only one who can't seem to manage the perfect balance between a personal life, social life and school work? would all of these days be easier if i just had a job instead of 18 credits worth of classes?

but, really now. what's up with all these twosomes i see everywhere? where are they coming from? fuck. i can't even get a new phone!

last night was a night!

i was just fuckin' around on my dude's blog over at highsnobiety.com and found this shit



ALL OF THEM TOGETHER IN THE SAME PLACE??? oh hallelujah

this reminds me of something that i would do. and for someone like diddy, that is not a compliment.

i have a beard. pause.

LIES.

but you know i like a hard sauce on top

this man from turkey won a freestyle mustache competition


this man has a huge history of facial hair glory. he is the president of club belle moustache, was the 1997 overall champ of the world beard and moustache championships, 1997 & 2001 world champion & imperial moustache winner, he got second place in 1999 for imperial moustache, and in 2003 got third place for imperial moustache. you can see that this man isn't getting better with age, for as time goes on, his moustaches just can't seem to compare.


this is the dude that beat the guy above in 1999 for imperial moustache! this guy also owns the titles of 1999 overal champion, 2003 world champion for imperial moustache and 2003 overall champion.


sideburns.

on my way to wiscansin I learned that...

wayne actually sounds really disgusting with the tpain treatment. especially when he says ohhh or yeahhhh or ughhh.

nothing is on my shoulders and that's a great feeling

every year, without fail, I fall in love with travis mccoy (aka the gym class hero because for real does anyone know the other dude's names?? nah, that's because it's a one man show!!) minus will smith via 1990 and only will smith via 1990 (meaning no not the current "he's gay he's gay" will smith), travis mccoy is my celebrity crush. I wonder how many times in my life this will happen. I'm pretty sure I'll be all about gch for a month and then I'll fall off the boat. then he'll release his solo shit then I'll post something similar to this again and be back on the boat then I'll fall off blah blah blah. this is a never ending cycle.

for the past couple weeks, everyone who drives down dekalb has been listening to some form of lil wayne. I promise you, there was probably a day when everyone in this city listened to only lil wayne. I just want to say that I think I'm seeing a slight change. slight because everyone still listening to lil wayne, only difference being that they're not listening to the carter III. which do you think will be a bigger end of summer hit: tpains can't believe it featuring wayne, or jigga mans swagga like us featuring the entire world and wayne?

right now I'm leaning towards tpain. sorry guys, guilty pleasure. that wiscansin shit cracks me up.

speaking of music and onto more relevant and important things, kim and cookie is almost a go. as soon as we know what's going on for sure, the guerilla ads will begin. WATCH OUT.

video of the year???

well. mtv fails. but katy perry wins because she looked fabulous. the jonas brothers win because of their little brother. i gotta listen to this new kanye ish again 'cause i can't tell if i like it. with the current state of my life i'm going to fall back into a chris brown all-the-time phase, most likely.

and with that mini re-cap... i return to visual communications.

yung $$$

if i could do any one thing right now to better my future, i would do something with lil wayne. put lotion on him, give him a lollipop, tie his shoe, anything.

i find myself continually downloading anything and everything wayne on all these blogs, just because it's lil wayne. before all this carter 3 shit, i didn't even give to shits about the dude. crazy what the media can do for ya, huh?


anyway. i'm starting slowly to fall back in place. i'm gonna get back on this soon.