effff just lost the cap

i just retried this from fbook. who even talks about fbook. at least this isn't happening face to face.

you need to be crazy to walk with a pot!

fail toilet.

being twenty is fucking stoopid.

but this dude here (your favorite and mine, olubowale victor akintimehin) cheered me up a bit after a fabulous night at sea with ian! i wish i could say that whole name. i've got victor down, and olubowale a little bit, and akintimehin a little bit okay so it's way more intimidating than it should be whatever! i've had a rough night.

here - download yesterday's wale of the day. the manipulation

i never. say nothin'. in front of a womans friends.

this is in response to ian's post about rita g vs. audrey hepburn.

* Is Audrey's hotness still relevant with new pin-up stars like Rita G ?
no
* Do Audrey's large eyebrows outdo the 'you can't attain this' of Rita G's ass?
absolutely not
* What's more handy: a guitar playing-hottie or a crazed arson-hottie?
when a crazed arson hottie can eliminate the people you don't want around, you
then have to ask yourself "what could this guitar playing hottie do for me???"
* Would Audrey be 'the flashing lights girl' if she were around today?
no
* Would she have changed her name to Audrita BurnG?
hopefully not, that doesn't roll of the tongue
* When will small boobs and large eyebrows come back in fashion? Do we have to wait til Kanye retires/ goes crazy/ blasts off into space?
soon. yes.

a silly sexy radio show download

my life is finally getting back in order and now i can start making my silver shoe necklaces!

and here's the download link for the kim and cookie radio show that was yesterday!
download now!

wow cnn.

you can seriously find the craziest videos on the internet at cnn.com. i'm telling you.
friends, meet kookoo molookoo.

three words: pho to bucket

my parents came this weekend. it was really nice! my parents brought me tons of cool things from the motherland. things i couldn't live without. like 20 bottles of polar tonic aye aye aye! while we walked around the city, we stumbled upon this beautiful azn barbershop.

beautiful!

boy inadvertantly killed in lightning storm by choking on an oreo

i just read up on this red baby stuff. it's more amusing if you don't know what's going on.


We've got the Red Baby.... from North Calypso Hippie on Vimeo.

EDIT: AND CAN I JUST SAY i love doing my daily readings and finding my friends! theophilus tnt on 2dopeboyz

today i saw a guy on the subway who looked like tpain.............. sike!

this song is really nice and cute, but i would strongly suggest that you just skip to the 2:30 mark and just watch david banner's part. he says something funny about nose picking with a comb.



you know i just love me some levell crump! apparently he's also in two movies that i haven't seen??? and in one of them he plays biz markie??? what???

I GOT SUMMERTIME HOES

age is a little concept that has been fucking me up mentally for a while now. and by a while, i mean the past couple of weeks. and for me, that's a while to be hung up on something. it's funny. for most of my life i was told that i looked older than i actually was. last year i got similar compliments. however, something struck new york this year. suddenly you, yo mama, and yo cousin too, have been throwing the "you look like you're between 15 and 17" comments at me. i'm turning 20 in less than a month. now i know i really shouldn't complain or worry about this, but, i'm at that age where it's much cooler to look older than you are, rather than looking a couple days past the pre-teen mark. considering most (if not all minus five) of my friends are over 21, my young looks make hanging out a bit of a pain in the ass. i can't do a lot of simple things in this city without being questioned nevermind try to weasel and charm my way into a club (and hey, let's face it.. who wants to be charmed by a "pre-pubescent" girl?? that's just sick). my mom keeps telling me not to worry about it, but in return i ask:

"mom? did the man you tried to buy your new cell phone from at verizon remind you that you had to be at least 18 in order to buy a new phone without your guardian present? did he then check your id and make sure you weren't trying to act older than the 14, 15, or 16 that you so fabulously pulled off in his eyes?"

but, i must admit, all-in-all, this is a little bit funny. perhaps from now on i'll laugh at these remarks and think to myself 'well sure it sucks now, but you have a lot to look forward to, young grasshopper! you'll be a milf, you won't look a day over 29 when you turn 40, and you'll forever be viewed as young, fun & fabulous!' and then i'll look at someone my age who looks well past 25 and say, 'at least you don't look that old.'

KIM & COOKIE ZEEE BLOGGG

for once my title has everything to do with my message.


GO TO THEKIMANDCOOKIESHOW.BLOGSPOT.COM !!!!!!!!!!

ADD IT TO YOUR RSS READER/FEEDER whatever those crazy things are that you crazy kids are using these days !!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU ARE OFFICIALLY WITNESSING THE START OF THE BIGGEST __________ IN THE _____________ !!!!! (you decide)

nike sb batman mids

these are gonna be released in a pack of three total superhero/villain inspired kicks. i'm only posting the batmen for obvious reasons. i think these are kinda dope, but they don't scream batman to me. but still, if i had the dough for these, i'd probably get them anyway. the grays work out real well and i don't have any gray lows.....

i write letters too, but there's a lot more to me

this is deep.

mi sorry mi cah cum wid ya cuz my teet a hurt me.

"My boy told me that one night his ex-fiancé called him from the club and told him she losted her panties somewhere in the club or something…..now my question is what do you do?"

"What club was this?"

"a night club in Jamaica and she was a white girl so you know how that goes……like blood to sharks"

"yo, the snowflakes LOVE them some jamaicans! i think the accent does somethin . . . . but yea, she definitely got her womb plowed that night"

there you go, beatin' me in the head. beatin' me in the head!

drum roll pleaseeee.



okay. hahahaha. first of all i thought the dude was a brother, so props to him because he fucking fooled me. but shit. now that i see this dude, wasn't john brown on that ego trip white emcee show on vh1??????? and didn't he make it to the finals and maybe win or something??! fuck! good for him.
the girly in the video doesn't really do the sarah palin very well. kinda just looks like... a "hot" girl...

2 short.

you know people the people at sutra aren't fucking with you when you're in virgin records talking to some people about a tribe called quest when they tell you that you look mad young, 18 at most. and i guess you need to grow a couple inches when a dude in port authority says "TOO SHORT" in your ear when you're walking up the stairs... ???????

i know last week i said i was going to drop some major news, but there was a slight change in plans... some shit had to be worked on first. but i guess i can drop it now in this too young too short mood that i'm in!!!

KIM & COOKIE THE RADIO SHOW IS NOW GOING TO BE ON PRATT RADIO (PRATTRADIO.COM) EVERY FRIDAY FROM 7-8 PM!!!!

if you wanna listen to it live and call in and chat with us, just go to prattradio.com and click tune in on the right! this is going to be your ritual friday pre-game show!! also sometime this weekend cookie (ian) and i (kim) are gonna drop the kim & cookie blog and facebook group. the blog is basically gonna serve as our website.. we're gonna put all the links to all the shows up there so if you're *too* busy pregaming you can catch it later, and we're also going to put up smaller show segments when we got down time. this is going to be MAJOR.

i'll announce all that goodness this weekend, monday at the latest, promise!

want a party pic with a thumb??

alright dude. just give up. stop asking questions. you know you gettin the shit scared out of you with that stare 'ye be givin' you!



big news still to come!!! stay tuned!!!

that was a pun and a play on words at the same time

my birthday's coming up soon. so if anyone wants to get this for me:



that would be great.


big news coming, kids! get ready! this week is gonna be on fire!