i never. say nothin'. in front of a womans friends.

this is in response to ian's post about rita g vs. audrey hepburn.

* Is Audrey's hotness still relevant with new pin-up stars like Rita G ?
no
* Do Audrey's large eyebrows outdo the 'you can't attain this' of Rita G's ass?
absolutely not
* What's more handy: a guitar playing-hottie or a crazed arson-hottie?
when a crazed arson hottie can eliminate the people you don't want around, you
then have to ask yourself "what could this guitar playing hottie do for me???"
* Would Audrey be 'the flashing lights girl' if she were around today?
no
* Would she have changed her name to Audrita BurnG?
hopefully not, that doesn't roll of the tongue
* When will small boobs and large eyebrows come back in fashion? Do we have to wait til Kanye retires/ goes crazy/ blasts off into space?
soon. yes.