"i can't believe the stupid phillies won the world series" & I AINT GOTTA FUX WITH RAYRAYS BROKE ASS NO MO

i feel like shit! i have these crazy stomach ulcers and now i'm getting a headache. i can't tell you how much i love this!
to add to my mess, everyone is seeing their others this weekend :[ and by others i just mean my biffles, but that's okay cuz when you got biffles they are basically everyone.
anyway i'm just here to say that i think i just stumbled upon the thing that will change my life forever. no longer are the days here of looking on craigslist for the creepers of the city looking for a quick date. lately i've been into the romantic "looking for a lover" sites, like my new personal favorite, meet-an-inmate.com!!
don't laugh guys but i think i just found the boy of my dreams. unfortunately he's pretty tall and he's not asian, so that's a little bit of a bummer. but i think i can look past that for his other positive qualities. tyrone here (i can even call him ty ty, he'd probably like that) has ALL OF HIS TEETH (yes i said ALL) and he even had an occupation before prison... working!!! HOW DETAILED HE CAN BE gawd ty ty don't hold back baby! too bad he lives in wiscansin :( :(
if any of you close friends of mine want to check my new boy out and help me decide if i should send him a big bird coloring page with a picture of me with my teeth photoshopped out .. just kidding with a gold grill .. just go to his page:

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/male/tyrone-4964.htm

please let me know what you think.. i'm looking for support!