conversations from the night

i have two things that have been on my mind for the past hour. first, a story.

so my friend kathryn knows a girl, who knows a girl, who knows a girl who had a pet snake. when third said girl went to college, she brought her snake with her. you know, snakes are like fish, easily portable and kute to look at when you're at your desk writing that krazie english final about krumping. this girl was so in love with her pet snake that at night, she slept with it. they spooned. girl would lay down and the snake would stretch out next to her and just chill. one day the girl noticed that pet snake hadn't been eating anything in like a week/week-and-a-half/two weeks, somewhere around there, so she brought it to the vet. the vet said, "so, how does your snake sleep?" and the girl replied, "oh, with me in my bed. it lays next to me". the vet [smirks] and says, "well, it's a good thing you came in when you did". the girl is confused [and cocks her head to the side].. "why?" she questions. the vet replies: "BECAUSE YOU'RE SNAKE WAS SIZING YOU UP TO SEE HOW BIG YOU WERE. IT WAS GOING TO STRANGLE YOU WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING AND THEN EAT YOU"............... what!!!!!!!!


second thing, a comment/"hypothetical situation":

if you were driving down a lonely road late at night with two friends and saw an opossum/a possum, what would you do? would you stop and wait for it to determine which side of the road it wanted to go to? or would you drive over it? yeah, i would wait for it to pick a side of the street, too.


providence can be a fun place.


p.s. does anyone know of any websites that have soundtracks from kool stores like ruehl or caffe roba dolce?! i want to listen to those songs all the time!