12.15.2008

i don't wanna tweet this shit

but this is funny:

"my cousin who is a mechanic for Toyota said he was fixing a car last week and a opposum dropped out that bitch, he said he almost had a heart attack when he saw something moving and that shit falling out."

"^LOL my boy bought this old beater…was so fucking proud of it. He invites me over to kick the tires and shit. I get there, he’s like “lets check under the hood…”

When we open this nigga had a whole family of possums living in there and shit. The big joint hissed at us and shit. Fuckin possums are mad ugly B. "

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