tonight at the radio show ian and i explored new dance moves. the other night while in my room he developed the marionette, which i fail at on all accounts. essentially all you do is lift your knee up with your hands above the knee as if your fingers are attached to your knee by strings.. if that makes sense. for some reason i can't get it to look right when i do it. so as a good dancer would, i turned my failed move into another move that works for me. it's called the "get off me" dance. it's the kind of move you pull out when your in the club, drunk as what, and you got some metrosexual faggot snappin on you and you just ain't havin' it. basically you lift one leg up and bend your knee at a ninety degree angle and just start kind gyrating. it's so unattractive. but if a guy's drunk, he might find it a little bit attractive, so he might try to grab your leg. if this happens, slap has hand and just hold your leg up yourself. at this point it's going to look like you're a dog trying to piss with a leg that weighs nine times as much as your own body weight. i'm telling you, for sure way to get the dudes up off ya.
in other news, i just started a twitter today (haha squinty eyes and a pc sign.. idk why but i do what i want!) and it sounds like there are small people in my heater throwing pebbles all over the place at their own will. the noise of that wakes me up in the morning and makes me unhappy.
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