u host only..........u host only

ahh! my time spent at home with my parents has been surprisingly pleasant all-in-all. i survived a couple world wars, but it was all worth it in the end. i don't tell my parents this enough, but i really love them and as much as i complain, i love coming home and spending time with them, especially when they're off work for the holidays and i have nothing to do. i always get used to the way i'm living, whether i'm here or in brooklyn, and never want to go back to my other life once i've become comfortable. i don't mind change, but it's weird to flip flop from one territory to the other because they are so different and my responsibilities in each vary so greatly.

just got back from seeing the curious case of benjamin button with ian. it was great. i almost cried, but i have this genetic disability where tears never actually fall down my face. maybe i have huge tearducts?
this movie also marked a historic point for me: the first time i've ever thought brad pitt was attractive. i think because in a way it was a period piece. i liked him only around the time he was finally with daisy. when he's on the motorcycle for the first time in the leather jacket and aviators........ hot damn. that man can wear a leather jacket, let me tell you.

went to the grocery store today, too. saw sean and chatted for the last time for god knows how long. me and ian picked out food so i can make snacks for new years. i spent $50 on food! that's the first time i've ever done that.. spent a lot of money on food for other people. to be completely honest, i don't even know how much of the food i'll be eating, but i also feel like a moose right now from dinner. i don't know when to tell myself to stop eating. it's nuts. you'd think i'd be way bigger than i am.

ahhh anyway. i'm gonna enjoy one of my last days with verizon fios and hundreds of channels of tv to chose from on this beautiful flat screen. soon it's off to brooklyn, the land of 60 channels in a dorm room? at least i'll have this beautiful tv to watch it all on. kinda can't wait to be back in my dorm room though... i miss my bed there :( even though it squeaks, i get a much better nights sleep in it than here.

oh dear grafton the things you do to me

I've done so much in the past two days that are pretty much extremely abnormal for me. yesterday, to start, I woke up at 9:30 WILLINGLY to take a trip with ian to rhode island to visit Adam. at Adams we made a gingerbread house, dipped pretzels and cookies in chocolate and WENT FOR A HIKE IN THE WOODS. yes. physical exertion. I was shocked too, but I actually really enjoyed it. it was a lot of fun. we saw deer and didn't get shot by hunters. I've also been really into cooking here. strange, I know. I can't wait til I get my apartment cuz I'm seriously gonna be cooking alllll the fucking time. yesterday I made broccoli and bow tie pasta in a light lemon "sauce". today I made guacamole and started working on the appetizer plate list for new years a betty's.

I think the reason why I do rare things here is because I get so bored. I been sittin on the couch plotting and flippin through tv channels and stuffin my face for like three hours now. maybe I'll make some spicy soup from scratch right now. that sounds delicious.

my mom says that she's only been seriously hurt and disappointed three times in her life. first when her mom forgot her 11th birthday. second when i was anti taking pictures during my high school graduation. third , this christmas, when my dad did not put any thought into buying christmas presents for the woman he's known for 20 years, but bought himself a $180 saw and wrapped it for himself to put under the christmas tree.

i had a great christmas, but the rift between my parents has seriously fucked me up. i wish there was something i could do to change their problems, but unfortunately, it's something that only can be worked out by two adults who act like adults who are able to truthfully admit what things about the other are bothering them. in addition, these adults must take the constructive criticism given by the other, and treat it just as that, CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM, not CRITICISM. both adults must be truthful and not keep secrets. after all, when you've been with someone for 1 year, 2 years, 10 years, or even 20, you shouldn't have secrets. when you keep secrets, you're not only weighing yourself down, but unknowingly you are hurting the other person. if you've lived with anyone, or been friends with anyone, for a decent amount of time, you can tell when they're hiding something.

my mom is a very caring woman, much like one of my best friends. both ladies try to give and give to men and want nothing more than a smile, a hug and a "thank you". my mom would do anything for my dad, even if it made her life a little more difficult, or if she knew he didn't deserve what she was doing for him. all she needs in return is to be courted by her man, just like my friend. they both need genuine reassurance that they're appreciated, need to hear "i love you" at least once a day, and take close to the heart the simple things in life like love notes, voice mails and e-mails and handmade/handwritten cards for birthdays and holidays.

my dad is a nice man who means well, but he has a short temper and doesn't accept individual personality. he does not think about the person who is responding to him when noting HOW they are responding to him. yes, sir, women tend to get a little more upset about the things that you would consider "small", but maybe that's because you never show your appreciation of the little things that are done for you. all the things that you wouldn't want to do on a regular basis, like vacuum, clean the kitchen and bathrooms, pick up the house when YOU leave all your shit everywhere, cook a full dinner and bake desserts for YOUR family for christmas... the list could go on. of course after cooking and cleaning all day without an offer of assistance a woman is going to get upset when as soon as you enter the house you say "why aren't the cheese and crackers out?" i have an idea. why don't you keep your mouth shut and just say "let me help get the cheese and crackers out".

obviously i am being too specific with examples to say anything like, "hypothetically speaking". this is some straight up real talk. but this has been my life and closest experience to a relationship i've ever had, if you can even call it that. people constantly ask me why i'm not dating, or why i don't date, and this is partly why. the guy that's supposed to be closest to me is in my eyes, untrustworthy, for reasons i have only ever mentioned to three people in my entire life as to not tarnish his personality in the eyes of people who don't know any better. i just find it impossible to trust any guy if i can't trust him. i don't want to end up like my mom. feeling like i can never get out. feeling attached, but uninterested. caring, but not cared for. (and no, you saying that you can change this will not make me want to date you. it's the unspoken actions before the idea of dating is entertained that hook me on guys, always the wrong ones who truly aren't interested, but still. sorry).

i'm not picking sides. this is just how i see things. a relationship has to be a two way street. this is not. a relationship should be shared between two individuals who have genuine care for and interest in each other. this is not.

holidays are great, aren't they?

and then barnaby brings his giant moss trolls from the forest of eternal night

i'm working off four hours of sleep and two hours of napping in a cold car right now. i have a headache and i'm kinda cold, but none of that is bothering me! i'm in a pretty decent mood right now, which is refreshing.

went to betty's tonight for a christmas/holiday dinner and it was fantastic to see everybody. i brought my camera home over the break to take pictures like bill told me to, though i only took pictures with betty's camera. i think some of them came out pretty good.. can't wait to post 'em when i get them from her. she also took pictures of me and ian for kim & cookie.... those are gonna be funny (hopefully), seriously can't wait for those!!!

i have to reformat pictures for my parents for christmas and make photo sized certificated for dinner gifts before i go to bed... blah

PROOF.

haha success is mine!

yo i got a migraine from all this tv.

did brandy get a nose job?


this is the old brandy.


this is the new brandy.

i think it really shows in her new video for "long distance". i hit me like nine bricks, just popped into my coconut. what are your thoughts?

oh god the jonas brothers on my tv have GOT TO GO.

the wind just sounded like BANSHEES

just watched the season two finale of californication... it was great. i absolutely love that show. and i'm pretty sure i've said this before, but david duchovny is seriously hot in this show and only in this show. everybody disagrees with me on that, but i am STICKING TO IT. you know why? cuz I DO WHAT I WANT.

one of the women on the show has been pregnant all season and claimed that the child was that of hank (duchovny's character). in this episode she finally popped that kid out and it was black! so like hank has been saying all along, the kid was not his. the mother (who was white) seemed a little shocked by the fact of having a black baby. i think it was more due to the fact that she expected it to be fathered by a white guy, rather than the fact that it was in deed black, that made her shocked. but it made me think. even though my mom knew she was mothering a child of a black man, do you think she was somewhat shocked to have something that looked nothing like her come out of her? i know this is probably sick and twisted, but it's human life and nature and it's worth questioning!

i kind of want to ask her, but i feel like the holidays are a strange time to bring something like this up. maybe i'll write her a note that she can read in the morning?

also, it's crazy that weeds has already had four seasons. i can't wait for the fifth to come out. i'm seriously so ready for it. i wonder if the fifth will be the last season? god, i hope they don't pull a queer as folk on me, but that would be a showtime thing for them to do. isn't the l word done at it's sixth now? i just want them to push weeds to at least 10. the day californication and weeds are over, i cry. i cry cry cry all night.

stop snowinggg i don't wanna be confined in my house

yo. okay. girl had some crazy dreams last night. every couple hours i remember another dream that i had just last night.

1) hookin up with the cute freshman on my floor at school: self explanatory.. LOVE IT
2) hookin up with some random dude: ian and remy were both really jealous of me with this one. we kept getting into stupid slapping fights about it. ian tried to seduce him in his boxers, but i was more appealing fully clothed.
3) hookin up with previous random dude in the movie theater????: i would never! and i don't think it actually happened cuz i was like no boy you a fool and you crazy. and then all these other girls around us started feelin all up on him and i was like.. this is uncomfortable.
4) an old friend hit me up gmail chat status... random as hell. i don't even know how this connects.

just remembered this one
5) told julie that ian got a pair of cole haan loafers and she was MAD impressed

i wonder what these mean?? does anybody know someone who analyzes dreams? or do any of you analyze dreams?


pink sucks. artist not color.

go listen to "dance on glass"

for some reason i keep checkin' my e-mail and twitter like i'm waiting for something mad important. truthfully, i am not expecting a single thing. maybe just hoping that someone will start following me on twitter or that likepacdiv will say something else that cracks me up like FLO RIDA GO BALD.

this e-mail's just chillin in my inbox:



i like how at the bottom it says invite HOLIDAY BROWNIES!!! to chat. haaaah.

hagar in the wilderness. corot. 1835. naturalism?

i don't know how it happened, but i just ended up on travis mccoy's (gym class heroes) blog for a second. i was really intrigued by some of the pictures he posted because everybody he rolls with looks so non-bullshit. i guess ashlee simpson and pete wentz named their kid bronx mowgli wentz???? i'm sorry they probably get a lot of haters for that shit, but that is an ill name. and his initials are bmw. c'mon. that's awesome. ACTUALLY. if my parents named me bashley, i'd be bmw too! oh well amw doesn't give me shit.

anyway okay so i pulled a creep and screen capped one of his posts because it was absolutely fucking adorable and i've been a sucker for genuinely nice things like this lately.

"he got some really thick muscley legs"

ha ha yep. them nailz and dylan's candy bar were my day n night.
I DO WHAT I WANT.

i don't wanna tweet this shit

but this is funny:

"my cousin who is a mechanic for Toyota said he was fixing a car last week and a opposum dropped out that bitch, he said he almost had a heart attack when he saw something moving and that shit falling out."

"^LOL my boy bought this old beater…was so fucking proud of it. He invites me over to kick the tires and shit. I get there, he’s like “lets check under the hood…”

When we open this nigga had a whole family of possums living in there and shit. The big joint hissed at us and shit. Fuckin possums are mad ugly B. "

is this really sexy???

pajamagrams.com

would you ever consider this a good gift?
would you ever want this as a gift?
if you got these would you want sexy time?

this twitter business is already out of hand

and i'm a little bit a mess so it might be funyn to read this in the morning.

had a great night filled with lots of fun people who somehow made me feel more comfortable with my future and growing up??? i don't know how that works, but i'm glad it did.

today was great. went to a marc jacobs sample sale with ian and nicole (and i just wanna point out that it was marc jacobs, not mbmj) and the shoes and some bags were 90% off. got a FABU pair of boots that i'm totally gonna try to pair with every outfit for totally the next two weeks.

there was a foxy boy doing crowd patrol at the door. he kinda reminded me of the boy in the orange hat (who ian and nicole awkwardly ran into last night??), but he was probably way nicer and might have been way more receptive to me. anyway, that's a missed connection. which leads to my previous post about not having a consistent taste in guys. which might lead me to a tag for all of these blog posts where i talk about a boy that i think is attractive, because that would be way easier than coming up with a spreadsheet or flowchart like i originally thought i would do. pretty sure i'm just gonna call them my missed connections, because most of the time, that's just what they are :(

fuck i'm totally about to fall asleep but i have to take my contacts out. that sux.


ps if you haven't started to follow me on twitter yet, do it now: HOODSUP
reverend richie did it, so should you!

you know this man right here can be a weakness for me......

i'm sorry i'm being really cheap and blog blogging right now, but i can't help it. this is kind of "major" and that's my excuse for it. at one of his concerts across the pond, enrique had a girl come on stage and ended up in this lip lock with her................. wtf, fo real doh????? WHY DO THINGS LIKE THIS HAPPEN?

one of my friends told me the other day that it's impossible for me not to have a type in guys. i've been thinking about that ever since he said it. truth is, based on looks, i really don't have a type. i'm about to start a flow chart or something that kind of categorizes all dem boi's just to prove my own point that like snowflakes, no two of them are alike.


EDIT: i just google-imaged enrique and found some things that i just wanna talk about.apparently he really likes his fans. my main concern is why he was wearing those shoes on stage.
sorry.

this remix sux. foxy brown & trina... go home.

this picture is uncomfortable

my low blood pressure is the law of darwinism!!!

tonight at the radio show ian and i explored new dance moves. the other night while in my room he developed the marionette, which i fail at on all accounts. essentially all you do is lift your knee up with your hands above the knee as if your fingers are attached to your knee by strings.. if that makes sense. for some reason i can't get it to look right when i do it. so as a good dancer would, i turned my failed move into another move that works for me. it's called the "get off me" dance. it's the kind of move you pull out when your in the club, drunk as what, and you got some metrosexual faggot snappin on you and you just ain't havin' it. basically you lift one leg up and bend your knee at a ninety degree angle and just start kind gyrating. it's so unattractive. but if a guy's drunk, he might find it a little bit attractive, so he might try to grab your leg. if this happens, slap has hand and just hold your leg up yourself. at this point it's going to look like you're a dog trying to piss with a leg that weighs nine times as much as your own body weight. i'm telling you, for sure way to get the dudes up off ya.

in other news, i just started a twitter today (haha squinty eyes and a pc sign.. idk why but i do what i want!) and it sounds like there are small people in my heater throwing pebbles all over the place at their own will. the noise of that wakes me up in the morning and makes me unhappy.

HAI!

just watch this video. notice the black shadowy figure to wale's right. THAT'S ME. notice how he keeps lookin' in that direction. yep you guessed it he's lookin' at me. haha nah, but for real that is me. the lanky fingers prove it. and for a second in one of the clips you can kinda see my coon hat!!!! i'm still tryna find a video where i was actually interview for a second. you know if i find it you'll see it...

i'm addicted to her nectar

i went to see wale at highline a couple days ago. when cudi was on, fucking jim jones came out. i'm still trying to get over how completely random and retarded that shit was. jim jones?! rly?! does anybody care?! i don't know, but i'm dying right now. i just found this video of him walking on stage and it still cracks me up.

I've just realized that one great thing about turning 20 is the door to dating older guys starts to open. it's not as socially acceptable for a 28 year old to date an 18 or even a 19 year old girl. but hey. as soon as 20 hits. wow. the world is your oyster. because even though you're a twenty zero, you're still a twenty something, and twenty somethings are a hot commodity.

however, it has also come to my attention that if you're just not comfortable with a situation, then being a 20 something really doesn't do anything for you.

what's wrong with you? you're doing everything wrong.

i got me some jesse boykins iii stuck in my head right now

i already posted this at k&c but i don't care i do what i want!!!

wtf srsly

plz just text me already. thx.


haiiii this is just me freaking out.

on the google

did y'all know that the onion newspaper has a movie???? i'm just about to watch it. i've been watching movies all day. that's how you know when this girl is sick.. she takes four tylenol's and watches movies ALL DAY. well not all day because i slept for most of the day but cotdamn i feels like shit.

just watched changeling - it gave me chills

this week has been a whirlwind, which is one of my many excuses as to why i haven't been updating much. i slept for about eight hours total from sunday to tuesday, hopped in a taxi right after my tuesday class, hopped on megabus (where i actually had to sit with someone...??? it was weird, but he was cool. he had a girlf that he kept calling and every time he said baby it came out like bay bay), dad picked me up in boston, went out to eat and slept for pretty much the entire time i was home, minus thanksgiving... i actually woke up then.

but now i'm sick. idk what it's from. maybe it's from sleeping so much after not sleeping here at school. maybe it's from me and ian's late night "midnight shopping" at wrentham on friday at 12 am, or maybe i feel really bad about cutting all the "lower class" folk who had been "waiting in line at nike for an hourrrrr". boo hoo. <-- this is actually a funny story, but i'm really hungry so i'm gonna do a separate post about that laturr.

short and sweet, eh? i should do this more often.

i love lisa from the real housewives of atlanta because she just made an mc hammer pumps in a bump reference

easycurves.com?????????

ummmm andre went to mnh when kanye was there.......... MISSED CONNECTION

I'S BEEN MAD BUSY.


what's up with trying to waste time before going to bed looking at old party pics and seeing a thousand pictures of the one person that i don't want to see/talk to for the next couple months? fail getting over it. shit.

i've been up all niiiight

ha haha hahhaha

no neat title because my neat title directory just died.

my birthday was wednesday and nobody in my family called to wish me a good or a bad one. some people who i consider my good friends didn't call/text/or fbook me to wish me a good or bad one. that's all a little bit depressing to me. but it's the people that i'm not great friends with, the people who i slowly come to realize are really great people, that made it a good and enjoyable one. even despite my missing four classes this week, not being able to register for classes for next semester on time, the bursar adding five g's to my tuition randomly and not getting any of the classes i wanted next semester happening on my birthday... it was still pretty alright.

i'd like to thank some pretty good friends of mine for doing that for me. for helping me see the good in the day despite my being down in the dumps. i'm not gonna list names, but you know who you guys are.

and kanye. thx.

I'M WORRIED JOHN MCCAIN WILL BOMB MY GOATS, TOO!

GO OUT AND VOTE TUESDAY! unless you ain't down with the electoral college over ruling your vote...

some kind of spiritual gospel loud thing woke me up today and it won't stop notttttt happpyyy

i'm taking a cheap shot and blog blogging right now, but i just need this video to be a part of my life forever.



WHY CAN'T GUYS DO THIS TO ME?????

"i can't believe the stupid phillies won the world series" & I AINT GOTTA FUX WITH RAYRAYS BROKE ASS NO MO

i feel like shit! i have these crazy stomach ulcers and now i'm getting a headache. i can't tell you how much i love this!
to add to my mess, everyone is seeing their others this weekend :[ and by others i just mean my biffles, but that's okay cuz when you got biffles they are basically everyone.
anyway i'm just here to say that i think i just stumbled upon the thing that will change my life forever. no longer are the days here of looking on craigslist for the creepers of the city looking for a quick date. lately i've been into the romantic "looking for a lover" sites, like my new personal favorite, meet-an-inmate.com!!
don't laugh guys but i think i just found the boy of my dreams. unfortunately he's pretty tall and he's not asian, so that's a little bit of a bummer. but i think i can look past that for his other positive qualities. tyrone here (i can even call him ty ty, he'd probably like that) has ALL OF HIS TEETH (yes i said ALL) and he even had an occupation before prison... working!!! HOW DETAILED HE CAN BE gawd ty ty don't hold back baby! too bad he lives in wiscansin :( :(
if any of you close friends of mine want to check my new boy out and help me decide if i should send him a big bird coloring page with a picture of me with my teeth photoshopped out .. just kidding with a gold grill .. just go to his page:

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/male/tyrone-4964.htm

please let me know what you think.. i'm looking for support!

effff just lost the cap

i just retried this from fbook. who even talks about fbook. at least this isn't happening face to face.

you need to be crazy to walk with a pot!

fail toilet.

being twenty is fucking stoopid.

but this dude here (your favorite and mine, olubowale victor akintimehin) cheered me up a bit after a fabulous night at sea with ian! i wish i could say that whole name. i've got victor down, and olubowale a little bit, and akintimehin a little bit okay so it's way more intimidating than it should be whatever! i've had a rough night.

here - download yesterday's wale of the day. the manipulation

i never. say nothin'. in front of a womans friends.

this is in response to ian's post about rita g vs. audrey hepburn.

* Is Audrey's hotness still relevant with new pin-up stars like Rita G ?
no
* Do Audrey's large eyebrows outdo the 'you can't attain this' of Rita G's ass?
absolutely not
* What's more handy: a guitar playing-hottie or a crazed arson-hottie?
when a crazed arson hottie can eliminate the people you don't want around, you
then have to ask yourself "what could this guitar playing hottie do for me???"
* Would Audrey be 'the flashing lights girl' if she were around today?
no
* Would she have changed her name to Audrita BurnG?
hopefully not, that doesn't roll of the tongue
* When will small boobs and large eyebrows come back in fashion? Do we have to wait til Kanye retires/ goes crazy/ blasts off into space?
soon. yes.

a silly sexy radio show download

my life is finally getting back in order and now i can start making my silver shoe necklaces!

and here's the download link for the kim and cookie radio show that was yesterday!
download now!

wow cnn.

you can seriously find the craziest videos on the internet at cnn.com. i'm telling you.
friends, meet kookoo molookoo.

three words: pho to bucket

my parents came this weekend. it was really nice! my parents brought me tons of cool things from the motherland. things i couldn't live without. like 20 bottles of polar tonic aye aye aye! while we walked around the city, we stumbled upon this beautiful azn barbershop.

beautiful!

boy inadvertantly killed in lightning storm by choking on an oreo

i just read up on this red baby stuff. it's more amusing if you don't know what's going on.


We've got the Red Baby.... from North Calypso Hippie on Vimeo.

EDIT: AND CAN I JUST SAY i love doing my daily readings and finding my friends! theophilus tnt on 2dopeboyz

today i saw a guy on the subway who looked like tpain.............. sike!

this song is really nice and cute, but i would strongly suggest that you just skip to the 2:30 mark and just watch david banner's part. he says something funny about nose picking with a comb.



you know i just love me some levell crump! apparently he's also in two movies that i haven't seen??? and in one of them he plays biz markie??? what???

I GOT SUMMERTIME HOES

age is a little concept that has been fucking me up mentally for a while now. and by a while, i mean the past couple of weeks. and for me, that's a while to be hung up on something. it's funny. for most of my life i was told that i looked older than i actually was. last year i got similar compliments. however, something struck new york this year. suddenly you, yo mama, and yo cousin too, have been throwing the "you look like you're between 15 and 17" comments at me. i'm turning 20 in less than a month. now i know i really shouldn't complain or worry about this, but, i'm at that age where it's much cooler to look older than you are, rather than looking a couple days past the pre-teen mark. considering most (if not all minus five) of my friends are over 21, my young looks make hanging out a bit of a pain in the ass. i can't do a lot of simple things in this city without being questioned nevermind try to weasel and charm my way into a club (and hey, let's face it.. who wants to be charmed by a "pre-pubescent" girl?? that's just sick). my mom keeps telling me not to worry about it, but in return i ask:

"mom? did the man you tried to buy your new cell phone from at verizon remind you that you had to be at least 18 in order to buy a new phone without your guardian present? did he then check your id and make sure you weren't trying to act older than the 14, 15, or 16 that you so fabulously pulled off in his eyes?"

but, i must admit, all-in-all, this is a little bit funny. perhaps from now on i'll laugh at these remarks and think to myself 'well sure it sucks now, but you have a lot to look forward to, young grasshopper! you'll be a milf, you won't look a day over 29 when you turn 40, and you'll forever be viewed as young, fun & fabulous!' and then i'll look at someone my age who looks well past 25 and say, 'at least you don't look that old.'

KIM & COOKIE ZEEE BLOGGG

for once my title has everything to do with my message.


GO TO THEKIMANDCOOKIESHOW.BLOGSPOT.COM !!!!!!!!!!

ADD IT TO YOUR RSS READER/FEEDER whatever those crazy things are that you crazy kids are using these days !!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU ARE OFFICIALLY WITNESSING THE START OF THE BIGGEST __________ IN THE _____________ !!!!! (you decide)

nike sb batman mids

these are gonna be released in a pack of three total superhero/villain inspired kicks. i'm only posting the batmen for obvious reasons. i think these are kinda dope, but they don't scream batman to me. but still, if i had the dough for these, i'd probably get them anyway. the grays work out real well and i don't have any gray lows.....

i write letters too, but there's a lot more to me

this is deep.

mi sorry mi cah cum wid ya cuz my teet a hurt me.

"My boy told me that one night his ex-fiancé called him from the club and told him she losted her panties somewhere in the club or something…..now my question is what do you do?"

"What club was this?"

"a night club in Jamaica and she was a white girl so you know how that goes……like blood to sharks"

"yo, the snowflakes LOVE them some jamaicans! i think the accent does somethin . . . . but yea, she definitely got her womb plowed that night"

there you go, beatin' me in the head. beatin' me in the head!

drum roll pleaseeee.



okay. hahahaha. first of all i thought the dude was a brother, so props to him because he fucking fooled me. but shit. now that i see this dude, wasn't john brown on that ego trip white emcee show on vh1??????? and didn't he make it to the finals and maybe win or something??! fuck! good for him.
the girly in the video doesn't really do the sarah palin very well. kinda just looks like... a "hot" girl...

2 short.

you know people the people at sutra aren't fucking with you when you're in virgin records talking to some people about a tribe called quest when they tell you that you look mad young, 18 at most. and i guess you need to grow a couple inches when a dude in port authority says "TOO SHORT" in your ear when you're walking up the stairs... ???????

i know last week i said i was going to drop some major news, but there was a slight change in plans... some shit had to be worked on first. but i guess i can drop it now in this too young too short mood that i'm in!!!

KIM & COOKIE THE RADIO SHOW IS NOW GOING TO BE ON PRATT RADIO (PRATTRADIO.COM) EVERY FRIDAY FROM 7-8 PM!!!!

if you wanna listen to it live and call in and chat with us, just go to prattradio.com and click tune in on the right! this is going to be your ritual friday pre-game show!! also sometime this weekend cookie (ian) and i (kim) are gonna drop the kim & cookie blog and facebook group. the blog is basically gonna serve as our website.. we're gonna put all the links to all the shows up there so if you're *too* busy pregaming you can catch it later, and we're also going to put up smaller show segments when we got down time. this is going to be MAJOR.

i'll announce all that goodness this weekend, monday at the latest, promise!

want a party pic with a thumb??

alright dude. just give up. stop asking questions. you know you gettin the shit scared out of you with that stare 'ye be givin' you!



big news still to come!!! stay tuned!!!

that was a pun and a play on words at the same time

my birthday's coming up soon. so if anyone wants to get this for me:



that would be great.


big news coming, kids! get ready! this week is gonna be on fire!

therefore THEREFORE

i found this dope website with all of these serious old adds that are oddly and innocently sexual and hilarious. this one wasn't on that site, but it's kinda messed up.

just sittin here drinking night time tea from my missed connection kevin garnet celtics mug circa 2001

every time i turn around i find one of my friends falling ever so slowly out of a single status. can everyone handle everything that's going on around them except for me? am i the only one who can't seem to manage the perfect balance between a personal life, social life and school work? would all of these days be easier if i just had a job instead of 18 credits worth of classes?

but, really now. what's up with all these twosomes i see everywhere? where are they coming from? fuck. i can't even get a new phone!

last night was a night!

i was just fuckin' around on my dude's blog over at highsnobiety.com and found this shit



ALL OF THEM TOGETHER IN THE SAME PLACE??? oh hallelujah

this reminds me of something that i would do. and for someone like diddy, that is not a compliment.

i have a beard. pause.

LIES.

but you know i like a hard sauce on top

this man from turkey won a freestyle mustache competition


this man has a huge history of facial hair glory. he is the president of club belle moustache, was the 1997 overall champ of the world beard and moustache championships, 1997 & 2001 world champion & imperial moustache winner, he got second place in 1999 for imperial moustache, and in 2003 got third place for imperial moustache. you can see that this man isn't getting better with age, for as time goes on, his moustaches just can't seem to compare.


this is the dude that beat the guy above in 1999 for imperial moustache! this guy also owns the titles of 1999 overal champion, 2003 world champion for imperial moustache and 2003 overall champion.


sideburns.

on my way to wiscansin I learned that...

wayne actually sounds really disgusting with the tpain treatment. especially when he says ohhh or yeahhhh or ughhh.

nothing is on my shoulders and that's a great feeling

every year, without fail, I fall in love with travis mccoy (aka the gym class hero because for real does anyone know the other dude's names?? nah, that's because it's a one man show!!) minus will smith via 1990 and only will smith via 1990 (meaning no not the current "he's gay he's gay" will smith), travis mccoy is my celebrity crush. I wonder how many times in my life this will happen. I'm pretty sure I'll be all about gch for a month and then I'll fall off the boat. then he'll release his solo shit then I'll post something similar to this again and be back on the boat then I'll fall off blah blah blah. this is a never ending cycle.

for the past couple weeks, everyone who drives down dekalb has been listening to some form of lil wayne. I promise you, there was probably a day when everyone in this city listened to only lil wayne. I just want to say that I think I'm seeing a slight change. slight because everyone still listening to lil wayne, only difference being that they're not listening to the carter III. which do you think will be a bigger end of summer hit: tpains can't believe it featuring wayne, or jigga mans swagga like us featuring the entire world and wayne?

right now I'm leaning towards tpain. sorry guys, guilty pleasure. that wiscansin shit cracks me up.

speaking of music and onto more relevant and important things, kim and cookie is almost a go. as soon as we know what's going on for sure, the guerilla ads will begin. WATCH OUT.

video of the year???

well. mtv fails. but katy perry wins because she looked fabulous. the jonas brothers win because of their little brother. i gotta listen to this new kanye ish again 'cause i can't tell if i like it. with the current state of my life i'm going to fall back into a chris brown all-the-time phase, most likely.

and with that mini re-cap... i return to visual communications.

yung $$$

if i could do any one thing right now to better my future, i would do something with lil wayne. put lotion on him, give him a lollipop, tie his shoe, anything.

i find myself continually downloading anything and everything wayne on all these blogs, just because it's lil wayne. before all this carter 3 shit, i didn't even give to shits about the dude. crazy what the media can do for ya, huh?


anyway. i'm starting slowly to fall back in place. i'm gonna get back on this soon.

what does john mayer taste like? white chocolate? heh heh.

i still don't have anything important or relevant to say. it's all in my head, just tossing around at 5 miles per hour while pulling in front of a starbucks in clear weather. i cannot organize verbs and nouns to make a cohesive sentence that explains everything i feel.

i'm going to jump back into this again. soon.



yo i see yr marco ass homie

this is temporary. not like this feeling.

a real update is long overdue. i'll get around to it when i have time to sit, think, and pour & organize my thoughts from my mind to my fingers, to the keys, to the screen i stare at, and this blog that few of you read.

this serves as a temporary place holder.

i'm a horse

lmao i'm sorry this is old news but this shit still cracks me the fuck up!

her thighs are like HAMS

i've been starting to wonder. how much of something is too much? when is the line crossed from normal to excessive? how do we know when we are adding more accessories than necessary to our homes, our cars, and our everyday lives? why do we do it? why do we need fancy cars? why do we need multiple ovens and dishwashers in our homes? why do we feel the need to stay in contact with people during practically every second of our lives? what do these things do for us? do all of these things give us a piece of mind? does having two dishwashers give us piece of mind that if we wanted to we could wash every dish in our house with ease?

did my mom buy too much fruit? did i make too much fruit salad?

keep yo money in the bank and spend it when you have better taste

i've been mad busy with my jobs this week. we have the update at ruehl so i've been working early mornings there setting up for it. also, got good hours at the other job, and got another job that i'm working like 7 hours on thursday. $$$$$$$

last night i stayed up and watched a special on national geographic (which they've started calling NAT GEO, and i'm not sure how i feel about that) called locked up overseas or something. it was about this dude who smuggled drug money and class a narcotics overseas for this dude stationed in japan. first him and his girlfriend smuggled $250,000 australian dollars to japan to give to the dude (the max you're supposed to take out of the country in cash is $10,000), the guy gave them like 8,000 pounds or 80,000 pounds in return and they moved to the hills of taiwan or something to live. they worked as english teachers for a couple years until the money ran out then they broke up. the guy needed more money so he went back to the guy he smuggled the money for and got a job from him. he had to go to the US, so he did, and a guy gave him a ridiculous amount of cocaine, like 800 grams or something insane. so then this guy's boss is like "you need to sell it in australia and then you're job is done", so now this poor dude who's tryna make a jug has got to conceal all this fuckin cocaine to australia. so he puts like 70 grams of it into like sixty-something condoms, dips the condoms in syrup AND SWALLOWS THEM. and then wraps the remaining million grams in plastic and tapes them to his torso. so the guy goes to the airport in the US with all this fucking cocaine inside and outside of him and gets past security and everything and gets on the plane. then he gets to australia and gets past customs and shit. and then he gets to the baggage check point and there are three security guards standing there. two of them are old dudes and one is younger, he's in training. the older dudes point to the guy with all the cocaine and are like, you wanna search his stuff? and the young dude is like, yeah i might as well i could use the practice. SHIT HOW HE HAD NO IDEA WHAT HE WAS GETTING IN TO. so he searches through EVERYTHING in the dude's bag and doesn't come up with anything. the two are chatting the entire time and being real chummy to each other and shit. the security guy packs of the dude's bag and is like, "aight son you're all set" and then as cocaine man starts to walk away the guard dude is like "YO WAIT LET ME CHECK YOU" so he pats him down and he's like, "OKAY SIR DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING STRAPPED TO YOUR TORSO??????" and the poor dude just sighs and he's like

"yes. cocaine. it's a lot of cocaine. you don't believe me? i'm not lying to you. you asked, there's nothing i can do about it now. it's cocaine. and that's not all of it. i swallowed seventy grams of it. they're in condoms. dipped in syrup. in my stomach."

DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!

u make my heart go ba da da da da da da

HALLELUJAH

whaaaat and more

out of everything that's going on for me right now, this is all i want to talk about:

this kid is decked out in head-to-toe bape. i ain't that up on bape, but fuck, i know how those prices look and this kid right here does not know how lucky he is. i want my kids to be up on this shit. rather, i'd like to be able to AFFORD to have my kids up on this shit. i'd love to see little tyke's parents. i mean, they can't let their kid look better than them, right?

ANYWAY. i was browsin' online today for some tunes and found two that y'all need to listen to.

1) i posted about wanting some of the ruehl soundtrack shit, and i found one of 'em. holy jesus i was so pumped. it was almost too easy to find.

HERCULES & LOVE AFFAIR - BLIND frankie knuckles remix

2) i could listen to andre 3000 all day long and lucky for me, another andre 3000 featured jam just got added to my list. seriously, if you are an andre fan, download this shit as soon as possible. i guarantee you will listen to it over and over and over etc.

JOHN LEGEND ft. andre 3000 - GREEN LIGHT


adios muchachos & muchachas ~

conversations from the night

i have two things that have been on my mind for the past hour. first, a story.

so my friend kathryn knows a girl, who knows a girl, who knows a girl who had a pet snake. when third said girl went to college, she brought her snake with her. you know, snakes are like fish, easily portable and kute to look at when you're at your desk writing that krazie english final about krumping. this girl was so in love with her pet snake that at night, she slept with it. they spooned. girl would lay down and the snake would stretch out next to her and just chill. one day the girl noticed that pet snake hadn't been eating anything in like a week/week-and-a-half/two weeks, somewhere around there, so she brought it to the vet. the vet said, "so, how does your snake sleep?" and the girl replied, "oh, with me in my bed. it lays next to me". the vet [smirks] and says, "well, it's a good thing you came in when you did". the girl is confused [and cocks her head to the side].. "why?" she questions. the vet replies: "BECAUSE YOU'RE SNAKE WAS SIZING YOU UP TO SEE HOW BIG YOU WERE. IT WAS GOING TO STRANGLE YOU WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING AND THEN EAT YOU"............... what!!!!!!!!


second thing, a comment/"hypothetical situation":

if you were driving down a lonely road late at night with two friends and saw an opossum/a possum, what would you do? would you stop and wait for it to determine which side of the road it wanted to go to? or would you drive over it? yeah, i would wait for it to pick a side of the street, too.


providence can be a fun place.


p.s. does anyone know of any websites that have soundtracks from kool stores like ruehl or caffe roba dolce?! i want to listen to those songs all the time!

mmm sexy

this is kinda funny. i'm quoting this shit from a pissed-off letter someone sent in to allhiphop.com. they called rick ross a "giant 99 cent store sun glasses donning sea cow". HAHA.

wow

i almost chopped my finger off today!!

boston is attacking me

i just got home a minute ago from the store. i'm walking out of stop & shop with my dude and it's fucking down-pouring a shit storm! i was wearing my new kicks, velvet and patent leather and shit, so naturally i took them thangs off, went back into the store to grab a bag for 'em, wrapped 'em up, and barefooted it to the car in the 3 minute long thunderstorm of my nightmares.

today when i was driving to and from work on the highway, i passed about seven bolt buses. touchy subject for me. yeah, they're always mad late, but a bolt bus on that highway means new york. and it just cooled down there. would have been a good time to be home.

rick ross is featured on a new song out right now. by some dude called.. masspike miles? mass pike? why? i was on the friggen mass pike today. that's where i saw the bolt buses. on the mass pike. driving fifteen miles. masspike miles. weird name. anyway, i wikipedia'd this cat 'cause i was curious as to why he'd name himself after the shit show of highways in massachusetts. i was hoping that he'd be from somewhere far, far away that has no relation to mass at all. but, nonetheless, he grew up in boston. still, weird. if you ask anybody in boston to name something that they think represents the city, i promise you they will not say the mass pike. they're gonna say the red sox. i still don't know why he's got this name.
*NOTE* this is a good interview question, kids. if you ever interview masspike miles, ask him what up with the moniker.

the celtics lost. ouch.


however, that wale "i love your girl" freestyle is hot.

WALE - I LOVE YOUR GIRL FREESTYLE

ricky ross got a grrrrl

ricky ross and foxy brown????? i don't know what to say. never woulda guessed. i ain't hatin' but damnnnnnn.

yo see the only thing i can think of right now is, A) that interview he had with rolling stone when he said that sometimes he fucks a bitch while he's smokin a blunt & sometimes he fucks a bitch to his own music, and B) him in his video for the boss when he ain't got no shirt on and he's just hanging out.

i wanna make a lot of money make me come jokes right now, but imma hold back.

i'm glad they're happy! gotta keep the boss happy!

do you wanna be happy? listen to this.



also. if you could have any ricky ross ringtone, what would it be? should i get one? would the people in suburban massachusetts see me as trilla?

"i'm trinidadian and tobagan"

i had such a massachusetts sunday.

i hardly got any sleep last night. i worked 'til 11 and couldn't fall asleep until 3. i keep getting really anxious whenever i go to bed. but, this is beside the point.
so after getting little sleep, i was woken up this morning by my dad standing in the crack in my doorway, staring at me while whispering, "ashleyyyyy. wake up. get up ashleyyyy. you know you want to. come on ashleyyyyy". i stared at him. we just looked at each other. it was awkward for a minute, until he started to back away saying, "i know, i know. you're thinking 'will somebody get this big brown guy away from me?!'!"
i got up, got dressed and hopped in the car with my mom and my albert. they took me to a flea market. it was hot out and all the massachusetts folk were there, eager to find a good deal. on the way we passed a bunch of pilgrims. no joke. my mom thought it was kute. hai new england.
it was really hot out today, so time spent outside wasn't even that enjoyable. however, i got a whole buncha comic books - dig it! i want to start a whole series/mini-series of superhero themed paintings, so i got them to use as inspiration, but i am actually getting into these stories. it took me a couple hours to read a double issue one i got for a quartah, the final flash. it was good, got confusing at the end, but good.

the beginning of my monday will be spent with a law & order:csi marathon, comic books and large paintings on sheets of plywood. and just possibly listening to these two songs during the L&O commercial breaks:

JAY-Z - A BILLI


this girl feels like a hot mess rolling down the streets of suburban massachusetts at a cool thirty figh miles per hour listenin' to that leftside ishhhhh. what it doooo

gracias lord!

hello friday

what up friday. my mom just got home about 20 minutes ago. she was out pulling an all nighter with her girlfs. they went to a quilt store for a big, annual sale.... KUTE. anyway, i just woke up. she just went to bed. we have a date later. but until then, there is a keeping up with the kardashians marathon on! hallelujah! the kardashian brother is dating one of the cheetah girls and she just had to leave him for three months to go to india. it was sad. they were both crying.

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so diesel has this new black and gold thing. it's all black.
polo has this new black thing. i wonder if it's all gold.

i'm gonna post some tunes later. dig it!

HALLELUJAH!

theophilus london x ninjasonik "let's get ill"

i got this in my e-mail the other day - footage from the ninjasonik rooftop party in ny.. check this ish out!!!

12% of whats been going through my mind

i've had a lot of time to think at both of my jobs lately. i'm pretty much left alone to my thoughts at ruehl 24-7 unless robby's working. and the service desk at stop & shop is pretty slow, so i usually just read boston.com or write more shit for my english final that i'm "basically done with".
being in grafton, or massachusetts in general, makes me really miss everything that i have everywhere else. there are times when i'm here when i'm really happy, but for the most part, day to day, job to job, i just feel like something is missing. i'm just different now.
in a couple years everything is going to change, and not just for me, but for everyone. all of our lives will be different.

the other day i realized that i never want to flush the bathroom toilet. not because i am afraid of unfortunate things that could happen shortly after i push the trigger, or because of my fear of toilets. i never want to flush because i want to do anything and everything i can to save the water in the bowl. you may find this funny, but it's getting really bad. some mornings i rinse my mouth out with the hot water i used to wash my face because i don't want to waste water waiting for it to go cold again, and some mornings i wash my face in ice cold. showers aren't even the same anymore. i don't want to know what life is going to be like without water.
i had this conversation with ian yesterday en route from job 1 to job 2. he told me we are supposed to run out of water by 2050. okay. i am most likely still going to be alive in 2050. but i will be old and i will be used to living with water. how the fuck am i going to live without water when i've had it at my side for my entire life?! it's going to be like the elderly/computer pairing we are faced with now. most elderly people don't use computers because they didn't grow up with them - the idea is foreign. the idea of living without water is foreign to me. and even more, one thing that i just thought of: are the oceans going to be gone as well? what's going to happen to all of the animals? we're only ever going to be able to see animals in taxidermy museums! WHAT ARE OUR CATS AND DOGS GOING TO DRINK? WHAT ARE OUR FISH GOING TO LIVE IN! i thank god for allowing me to have baylee, ODB (R.I.P. baby), dominico and stefano as pets now, while they are able to survive.
i hope obama clenches his spot tonight, hillary free.
mid conversation with ian, theo called and i complained to him about how we're going to have to live without water and he said that the world was going to end in 2012. and i forgot about that, which is sad considering the kid who claims to have the formula for the end of the world sat next to me in lcd. on one hand it's cool that i get to spend the final years of my life getting an education that i love and don't have to pay for since i won't have to pay back any of my loans by the time the world ends. but on the other hand, i don't want to live through the deterioration of the planet. and i don't want to drown in a thunderstorm.
and i want to feel financially stable. and i want the price of gas to go down.
and i want to like my home.

when hallet told me that i should continue my english final past english at home to see how my views changed, i thought she was crazy. i told her that i probably wouldn't meet anyone who would inspire me to write in massachusetts. surprisingly, i have. they don't inspire me in the same way and they frankly don't excite me, and for the most part i'd be totally cool not seeing them again. but i'm gonna give it a shot. i have four parts that i've added over the past couple days, and a list of more that i want to finish. maybe tonight.

i don't get it fill me in!!

can someone tell me what that tyga song "coconut juice" is about! it sounds retarded but i decided that it's some kinda sexual reference. get to back to me asap thanks.

love no

i just checked out the teenagers video "love no" for the first time ever. haha hai nicole! you done good! if you haven't seen the video, google it. i would post it but my mind ain't with me right now.

i had a crazy time at the jobs today. i don't even feel like being awake right now.

50 cent.........

to be quite honest with you, i don't really pay any mind to all this 50 cent news that i've been seeing everywhere. but ya know, since half the nation thinks one of his cronies burnt down his baby momma & son's house (what?!!?!?), i just had to watch this video from tmz. quality ain't good and you can't hardly tell what's going on, but the dude at the end totally made it for me! dude says: "HOLY SHIT! THAT WAS FIDDY CENT RIGHT THERE! THAT WAS HIM FIGHTIN'!" then someone else whispers "youtube.. youtube.. youtube.." hahahaha smh. every time something goes down somebody gotta try to get virtual popularity from youtube. america, america! i love you!

new common

i was a big fan of finding forever, but it looks like com's gonna head in a different direction with his next album. i like where this is headed. i dig it!

COMMON ft. Pharrell - UNIVERSAL MIND CONTROL

generally i tend to think that pharrell is either hit or miss on a track. i like the dude here. much better than on that new ricky ross ish.

LETS START THIS OFF RIGHT

here you go. this is my blog. pay attention. everything on here is REALLY important.
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